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I Turned 40 as Poison Ivy and Honestly? Almost Didn't Breathe.
So here's the deal. I needed a size 20 dress for my 40th birthday costume party. I was going as Poison Ivy—because if you can't be a little ridiculous at 40, when can you be? But the size 20 was sold out everywhere. So I did what any sane, desperate woman would do. I ordered the 18. Let me back up. Being a thicker girl means nobody's proportions are normal. Like, I don't have the chesticles that some other curvy women have lol. Just not blessed in that department. But the backside? Oh, I've got way too much going on...